Duckman (1994)

Episode Overview

Cornfed discovers through a Ken Burns documentary that he has a genetic condition that forces him to make a life-altering decision: lose his virginity or face death within a day. Duckman steps in to assist him, but it’s Bernice who ultimately comes to the rescue. Cornfed, overwhelmed by his feelings, declares his eternal love for her, but is heartbroken when she turns him down. In despair over the rejection, he contemplates taking his own life.