My Wife and Kids (2001)

Episode Overview

Michael runs into his buddy Jimmy at the golf club and can’t help but admire the thick head of hair he's grown thanks to some so-called "miracle" pills called "Come Hair Now." Eager to replicate Jimmy’s success, Michael begins taking the pills excessively, resulting in bizarre patches of hair sprouting from his perpetually bald scalp. Consumed by jealousy, he refuses to let anyone touch his newfound hair. His paranoia escalates, convinced that Jay is plotting to murder him after they sign a life insurance policy, but this fear is merely a side effect of the pills. Meanwhile, Kady grows increasingly envious of Claire when she opts to join the big sister program.