Red vs. Blue (2003)

Episode Overview

The scene resumes at the Zanzibar fortress, where Tucker and Caboose are trying to teach an alien English. A lighthearted argument erupts between Tucker and Church over whether they should be teaching the alien or learning its language. Tucker insists on teaching English, even going so far as to create visual aids using crayons he found in Caboose's gun instead of bullets. When Tucker activates his energy sword to cut the poster boards, the alien unexpectedly leaps at him. Despite Tucker's pleas for assistance, Church merely observes the alien's attack to assess Tucker's fighting technique. Meanwhile, back at Blood Gulch, Simmons is at the Blue base with Sheila nearby. He tries to reach the Red Base but gets Donut instead, who pretends to be an answering machine. Simmons attempts to contact Sarge, but Donut, following Sarge's orders from off-screen, prevents him, even after Simmons mentions he’s captured the Blue Base and Sheila. Donut eventually hangs up, gleefully revealing he enjoys