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Never the Twain (1981)
Overview
A beloved British sitcom that aired for eleven series from 1981 to 1991, Never the Twain was crafted by Johnnie Mortimer, marking his only solo venture without writing partner Brian Cooke. Mortimer penned the first two series and contributed to select episodes in the eighth, while Vince Powell and John Kane took on the remaining scripts. The show features Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as feuding antique dealers, alongside a talented cast including Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, and Honor Blackman. Its title pays homage to Rudyard Kipling's poem, The Ballad of East and West.
1. Families At War
1. The Name Is Mannix
2. Of Meissen Men
2. Skid Marks on a Dry Run
3. A Night At The Opera
3. Nothing Ever Works Twice
4. The Many Deaths of Saint Christopher
4. A Matched Pair
5. Make Like It Never Happened
5. Nothing But The Truth
6. The Cost of a Vacation
6. Father Of The Groom
7. Warning: Live Blueberries
8. Beyond the Shadow of a Dream
9. Huntdown
10. Coffin for a Clown
11. Catalogue of Sins
12. Turn Every Stone
13. Run, Sheep, Run
14. Then the Drink Takes the Man
15. The Falling Star
16. License to Kill---Limit Three People
17. Deadfall (1)
18. Deadfall (2)
19. You Can Get Killed Out There
20. Another Final Exit (or, The Box)
21. Eight to Five, Its a Miracle
22. Delayed Reaction
23. To Kill a Writer
24. The Girl in the Frame
1. Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
1. The Silent Cry
2. As Young As You Feel
2. Comes Up Roses
3. A Woman's Place ...
3. Pressure Point
4. To the Swiftest, Death
4. Blood Brothers
5. End of the Rainbow
5. lf You Knew Susan
6. A Copy of Murder
6. The More We Are Together
7. Edge of the Knife
8. Who Will Dig the Graves?
9. In Need of a Friend
10. Night Out of Time (or, Blackout)
11. A View of Nowhere
12. Fear I to Fall
13. Death Run
14. A Pittance of Faith
15. Only Giants Can Play
16. Shadow of a Man (or, Killjoy)
17. The Girl Who Came in with the Tide
18. Death in a Minor Key
19. End Game
20. All Around the Money Tree
21. The Odds Against Donald Jordan
22. Last Rites for Miss Emma
23. The Solid Gold Web
24. Merry Go Round for Murder
25. To Catch a Rabbit
1. Taking Stock
1. Eagles Sometimes Can't Fly
2. Partners
2. Color Her Missing
3. A Nose For Quality
3. Return to Summer Grove
4. The End Of The Line
4. The Playground
5. A Question of Midnight
5. The Welsh Connection
6. A Penny for the Peep Show
6. Not On The Same Wavelength
7. A Sleep in the Deep
8. Memory: Zero
9. The Nowhere Victim
10. The Sound of Darkness
11. Who Killed Me?
12. Missing: Sun and Sky
13. Tooth of the Serpent
14. Medal for a Hero
15. Walk With a Dead Man
16. A Chance at the Roses
17. Blind Mirror
18. Harlequin's Gold
19. Who is Sylvia?
20. Only One Death to a Customer
21. Fly, Little One
22. The Search for Darrell Andrews
23. Murder Revisited
24. War of Nerves
25. Once Upon a Saturday
1. A Home of Your Own
1. A Ticket to the Eclipse
2. The Royal Connection
2. One for the Lady
3. Time Out of Mind
3. Words and Music
4. Figures in a Landscape
4. No Flame Like An Old Flame
5. The Mouse That Died
5. Love's Neighbours' Lost
6. The Lost Art of Dying
6. Come Fly with Me!
7. The Other Game in Town
8. The World Between
9. Sunburst
10. To Cage a Sea Gull
11. Bang, Bang, You're Dead
12. Deja Vu
13. Duet For Three
14. Round Trip to Nowhere
15. What Happened to Sunday?
16. The Judas Touch
17. With Intent to Kill
18. The Crime That Wasn't
19. A Gathering of Ghosts
20. A Day Filled with Shadows
21. Voice in the Dark
22. The Color of Murder
23. Shadow Play
24. Overkill
1. In Whom We Tryst
1. Dark So Early, Dark So Long
2. Going, Going, Gone!
2. Cold Trail
3. Thicker Than Water
3. A Step in Time
4. Kung Who?
4. Wine From These Grapes
5. Reading Between the Lines
5. Woman in the Shadows
6. Days Beyond Recall
6. Definitely Not Cricket!
7. Run Till Dark
8. The Glass Trap
9. A Choice of Evils
10. A Button for General D
11. The Man Outside
12. Murder Times Three
13. Catspaw
14. To Save a Dead Man
15. Nightshade
16. Babe in the Woods
17. The Sound of Murder
18. Moving Target
19. Cry Pigeon
20. A Walk in the Shadows
21. Lifeline
22. To Draw the Lightning
23. Scapegoat
24. Death in the Fifth Gear
1. Feed A Cold
1. The Open Web
2. Going to Pot
2. Cry Silence
3. Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
3. The Crimson Halo
4. A Night to Remember
4. Broken Mirror
5. The Battle of Deveraux Dale
5. Portrait of a Hero
6. Affair of the Heart
6. The Inside Man
7. To Kill a Memory
8. The Upside Down Penny
9. One Step to Midnight
10. Harvest of Death
11. A Puzzle for One
12. Lost Sunday
13. See No Evil
14. Light and Shadow
15. A Game of Shadows
16. The Man Who Wasn't There
17. A Matter of Principle
18. Out of the Night
19. Carol Lockwood, Past Tense
20. The Faces of Murder
21. Search for a Whisper
22. To Quote a Dead Man
23. A Problem of Innocence
24. The Danford File
1. Settled Out of Court
1. The Girl in the Polka Dot Dress
2. The Wagers of Sin
2. A Way to Dusty Death
3. Climb a Deadly Mountain
3. Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered
4. Little Girl Lost
4. The Second Time Around
5. The Gang's All Here
5. Born to Blush Unseen
6. Fasten Your Seat Belts
6. Desert Run
7. Silent Target
8. A World Without Sundays
9. Sing a Song of Murder
10. Search in the Dark
11. The Deadly Madonna
12. Cry Danger
13. All the Dead Were Strangers
14. Race Against Time (1) (a.k.a.) A Matter of the Heart
15. Race Against Time (2) (a.k.a.) A Matter of the Heart
16. The Dark Hours
17. A Night Full of Darkness
18. Walk a Double Line
19. The Girl From Nowhere
20. Rage to Kill
21. Mask For a Charade
22. A Question of Murder
23. Trap for a Pigeon
24. The Ragged Edge
1. Grandfathers-In-Law
1. Portrait in Blues
2. Nursery Times
2. Game Plan
3. A Fine Day for Dying
3. Whose Baby?
4. Walk on the Blind Side
4. Never Say Die
5. The Green Men
5. Moving On
6. Death Has No Face
6. It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
7. A Small Favor for an Old Friend
8. Enter Tami Okada
9. Picture of a Shadow
10. Desert Sun
11. The Survivor Who Wasn't
12. A Choice of Victims
13. A Word Called Courage
14. Man in a Trap
15. Chance Meeting
16. Edge of the Web
17. A Ransom for Yesterday
18. The Empty Tower
19. Quartet for a Blunt Instrument
20. Bird of Prey (1)
21. Bird of Prey (2)
22. Design for Dying
23. Search for a Dead Man
24. Hardball
